Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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