she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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