too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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