I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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