i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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