i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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