can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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