oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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