we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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