This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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