after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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