I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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