Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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