whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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