How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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