She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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