We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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