god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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