I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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