We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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