he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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