How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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