i think my mom watched the whole time
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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