how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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