Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
