Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
