were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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