Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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