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Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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