i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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