Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
