It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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