Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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