i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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