Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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