I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Enjoy the penises
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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