i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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