Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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