Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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