Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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