Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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