They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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