OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She even gives head with a lisp.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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