I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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