thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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