Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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