If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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