We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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