I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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