I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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