Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
