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How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
third nipple confirmed
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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