check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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