I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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