Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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