you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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