doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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